Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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