My brain says no but my pants say off.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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