I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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