I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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