She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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