go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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