Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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