Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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