i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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