dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think your dad took our porno
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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