Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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