All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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