You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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