Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
