You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
