I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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