so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
We smell like vodka and hangover
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