Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
