Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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