Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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