i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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