he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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