I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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