chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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