sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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