i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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