half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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