I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You ruined the universe
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
