1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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