I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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