is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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