Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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