Can Purell be used as lube?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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