IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
God I need to hump something, right now.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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