actually, I'm a sock model
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I could fuck to npr.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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