trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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