Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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