He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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