a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
