i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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