I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
there is glitter all over my balls
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
