A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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