Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You don't make any sense
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