How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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