I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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