I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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