Where are you?
In a non slutty way
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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