If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Rumble strips road head = magical
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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