dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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