My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
