Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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