DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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