last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
