have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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