Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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