I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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