im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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