just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
handjob tips. give me some.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
