she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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