Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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